Can you explain…
the live worm on the ceiling fan?
the yarn necklace on the dog?
the stash in your closet that rivals “Hoarders?”
the broken ornament? (broken when juggling the glass ornaments)
the loose worms in the living room?
the loose crickets
in the den throughout the entire house?
the nail and hammer forgotten under my back tire?
the exploding toilet and blatant misuse of toilet paper?
If you can’t explain these to Santa, we will. You’re an energetic and curious 7 year-old who doesn’t let life pass by quietly.
And we wouldn’t have it any other way.