I almost gave up on you.

Yes, you… faithful blog reader.

All this interest in posting stories that you can’t post on your on blog and then…

8 comments.

And one was mine.

I almost scrapped the idea… and then I had a few people ask about it.

So, let’s do this again… Mmk?

And I want your stories!

They don’t have to be HILARIOUS

or AMAZING

or CRAZY.

They just have to be {un}bloggable.

I’m giving you a place to get it out.

Put it on “paper.”

And know that you’re not alone when you can’t blog about everything that happens to you.

To start?

I’m telling you my moment.

Yes, here.

Not in the comments.

Not anonymously.

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The other day I was putting sunscreen on Jack.

I was wearing a bathing suit and a cover up.

I was bending down (because he’s short).

And I see his eyes traveling.

So I pulled my cover up as high as it would go and pretended nothing happened.

And do you know what he said?

Of course you don’t.

We never know what he’ll say.

He said,

Mom, I already know what they look like.

Because sometimes I take that submarine thing. You know, the periscope?

And I spy on you!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Ahem.

So, here are the directions (if you need them):

1. You may or may not want to leave your name. If you do, just comment and us your story. I say story loosely. I have a feeling that some of you didn’t comment last time because you didn’t think your stories were worthy.

2. If you choose to comment anonymously, follow this:

Name: {make up a name. use mine. or your mother’s. or my mother’s!}

E-mail: leave your e-mail if you want me to reply to your comment.

don’t leave your e-mail if you don’t want me to reply to your comment.

Blog address: If you leave an address, people will click onto your blog, which will make you {un}anonymous.

3. If this stresses you out, e-mail me your comment. I’ll post it for you.

4. If you have ANY questions, e-mail me.

Oh, and I was kidding about giving up on you :)

Ready?

Set?

GO!