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Dear Santa, I Need Some Help…

December 19, 2011

Pin itMichael is eleven. Apparently, when you turn eleven and are tuned in to the secrets of Santa, you can ask for crazy gifts. Maybe because it’s not going in Santa’s sleigh? Or maybe because the elves don’t have to make them? Michael’s list this year was written on a post it note. A post [...]

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High-Low Game

November 20, 2011

Pin itHave you ever played High-Low? Each person in a group tells the high and low of their day, which always makes the low seem a lot less “low.” Did that make any sense? Now that I’m back (and almost recovered) from my 48-hour trip to Los Angeles, I thought it would be fun to [...]

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Why I Don’t Vlog

November 5, 2011

Pin itIt seems like everyone (but me) is vlogging. Vlog = Video Blog I can’t do it. I can’t sit in front of a camera and talk and talk and talk… well, I probably could, but then I would have to edit the heck out of it until my double chin was gone, and I [...]

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Can I Borrow A Pen?

September 10, 2011

Pin itI’m out, as evidenced by my pen cup – void of pens. Luckily, I could make a pen with all of the pen pieces I have found around the house in the last few days. This was in Jack’s room, on his storage cabinet. This one was on the floor under Jack’s desk. I [...]

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Proof

September 2, 2011

Pin itI know I’m going to need this one day. On September 1, 2011 I realized (and was embarrassed) that my 11yo knows all of the words to “Last Friday Night” by Katy Perry. I heard him say the word hickey and asked, “Do you know what a hickey is?” Michael: “Yeah, it’s gross. It’s [...]

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