Me: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Jack: Huh?
Me: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Jack: Are you talking to me? (looking through squinty, tired eyes)
Michael: It’s a joke. She’s talking to both of us.
Jack: Oh. What, Mom?
Me: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? (SO over the joke right now)
Jack: I don’t know. (shrugging shoulders. done with the joke.)
Michael: I don’t know. What? (Thank you, first born!)
Me: Ouch!
Jack: Ouch?
Michael: Yeah, they say ouch because they are porcupines. And it hurts when they kiss.
Jack: Hee hee. Ooouuuuuuch.
Michael: Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Jack: Owie!!!
Michael: Hey, porcupine, I’m gonna kiss you. Muah! OUCH!!!!
Jack: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Michael: Ha ha. Muah, muah, muah… OWIE!!!
Me: Ok, guys. It was just a joke. Nevermind.
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I thought it was funny! I just asked my kids. Some of their responses: “Why?” “Is this a joke?” and then my know-it-all 9 year old says “they don’t have spikes on their mouths”. Geez…
jen@ourdailybigtop´s last [type] ..what in the world
Sadly, when I told my family the joke yesterday, my husband totally ruined it by tiredly saying the answer and telling me that it was an old joke. The laughs were pretty lame. So why did we think it was so funny?
Lolli´s last [type] ..I Heart New York – PSF
hahahahaha That makes me laugh. Boys are fabulous.
Kellyn´s last [type] ..It was a winner of a weekend
telling jokes to boys is one of the hardest things to do, right up there with listening to the boys come up with jokes
Michael and Jack, want to hear a dirty joke?
OK, but don’t tell Mom and Dad……….
Ready for the dirty joke?
A pig fell in the mud………………………….
HaHaHaHa