From the backseat…

Jack: Mom, can we stop and get some orange juice?

Mom: Yup. We still have some apple juice, though. But if you would rather have orange juice, we can stop and get some.

Jack: But can we take the apple juice back? Like, return it?

Mom: No, we can’t return the apple juice. It’s almost gone.

Jack: I know, but can we, like, return it? Like at Target, when we return something that we want to return.

Mom: No, Jack. The apple juice is half gone.

Jack: I know. But like, can’t we, like, give it back to the store?

Mom: No, Jack. We can’t. You can’t return food.

Jack: No, Mom. Not food. Apple juice.

Mom: Yes, Jack, I know what you’re talking about. Apple juice is food. It’s under the category of food.

Jack: No, Mom. Not like apples. Apple juice. It’s a drink. Can you return it?

Mom: I know what you’re talking about. Fruit, veggies, drinks, and cereal… stuff like that is food. Dogs, cats, zebras, and elephants are under the category of animals. Get it?

Jack: Yeah, but can we return the apple juice?

Mom: No, honey. We can’t.

Jack: Well, anyway, can I have a piece of gum?

*Yes, I know that it’s possible to return food. But I just wasn’t going there with him at that moment.*

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11 Responses to “From the backseat…”

  1. Grandpa Mike Says:

    He is the funniest boy!!
    I don’t know where he comes up with it all.

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  2. Michelle Says:

    Aaaahhh! This conversation sounds just like one I would have with Gary. They make me want to pull my hair out. What little I have left, anyway! Why do they have to ask the same question over and over again?

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  3. Darcie - Such The Spot Says:

    Hey. Don’t add that asterisk because you know what I was going to say…
    Darcie – Such The Spot´s last blog ..Practice For Divorce

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  4. Chelsea Says:

    that kinda sounds like some conversations I’ve had with my husband …
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  5. jen@ourdailybigtop Says:

    Sometimes it’s those conversations that either make me belly laugh or make me want to bang my head against the wall. Still provides fun blog fodder right?
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  6. kristen@nst Says:

    I agree with Jenny. I have these conversations all the livelong day. They have to be hilarious. Otherwise, these types of conversations would render me insane.
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  7. Aunt Marge Says:

    Love it……………….

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  8. Heather Says:

    Ugh! Those conversations make me crazy! And I have WAY too many of them with my extremely challenging 4 year old. I just keep reminding myself that her stubborn persistence will pay off later in life…if we make it that far…
    Heather´s last blog ..Like Mother, Like Daughter

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  9. Doll Clothes Gal Pal Says:

    HILARIOUS! I love how he can go from Apple Juice to gum in a snap! :P
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  10. Eva Says:

    hahaha I bet he just wanted to go to the store to get the gum and returning the apple juice was just an excuse! what a diplomat! :)
    Eva´s last blog ..Moving out!!

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  11. Christina Says:

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one that has conversations like that! It’s like talking in circles sometimes!
    Christina´s last blog ..Karate!

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