Three young boys were alleged to have urinated in public at approximately 3:05 p.m. last Thursday, August 27th.
It was reported that the boys stopped in a “desert-like empty lot” and relieved themselves. When asked why, the boys responded “We had to pee.”
Parents all around struggled to keep a straight face while explaining to the children why it is not ok for 9 and 10 year-old boys to pee on the side of the road… especially when their houses (and working toilets) are less than 1/8 mile away.
Evidence:
Exhibit 1-A
Exhibit 1-B
The children confessed. Without being asked.
The Offenders:
Suspect #1: Found in his kitchen
Suspect #2, still on the run.
Suspect #3, found eating a snack.
These individuals are not considered dangerous, and have served their time.
They fully understand the consequence of their actions, and assure us that it will not happen again.
We hope.
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YOU are a nut!!!!!!!!
Just tell them that that centipede thing you showed is out there somewhere looking for little boys penis’s. That will stop them
That is too funny. I agree with Gramma – something is going to bite them…maybe that’ll scare them.
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Oh thank heavens you captured those two criminals!!! LOL!!! ;-) We must capture the third tho!!
How funny! Hunter would confess right away. Proud of his outdoor urination my guy is.
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Wow! So the crime rate in Vail is climbing higher since those boys moved into the hood.
Nobody knows who suspect #2 is? Maybe you can use a police sketch artist and at least get a general description of the culprit, so he can be apprehended as soon as possible.