Three young boys were alleged to have urinated in public at approximately 3:05 p.m. last Thursday, August 27th.
It was reported that the boys stopped in a “desert-like empty lot” and relieved themselves. When asked why, the boys responded “We had to pee.”
Parents all around struggled to keep a straight face while explaining to the children why it is not ok for 9 and 10 year-old boys to pee on the side of the road… especially when their houses (and working toilets) are less than 1/8 mile away.
Evidence:
Exhibit 1-A
Exhibit 1-B
The children confessed. Without being asked.
The Offenders:
Suspect #1: Found in his kitchen
Suspect #2, still on the run.
Suspect #3, found eating a snack.
These individuals are not considered dangerous, and have served their time.
They fully understand the consequence of their actions, and assure us that it will not happen again.
We hope.
YOU are a nut!!!!!!!!
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Just tell them that that centipede thing you showed is out there somewhere looking for little boys penis’s. That will stop them
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That is too funny. I agree with Gramma – something is going to bite them…maybe that’ll scare them.
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Oh thank heavens you captured those two criminals!!! LOL!!! ;-) We must capture the third tho!!
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How funny! Hunter would confess right away. Proud of his outdoor urination my guy is.
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Wow! So the crime rate in Vail is climbing higher since those boys moved into the hood.
Nobody knows who suspect #2 is? Maybe you can use a police sketch artist and at least get a general description of the culprit, so he can be apprehended as soon as possible.
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