Jul 272009
Jack came home from his second day of preschool excited because they got a new class hamster! Those preschool teachers sure are brave! With a vewy sewious (á la Elmer Fudd) face, he told me about the new rules set forth.
Ready?
New hamster rule #1: Pet it gently.
New hamster rule #2: Don’t drop it.
New hamster rule #3: Don’t throw the hamster into a cactus.
New hamster rule #4: Don’t throw it.
New hamster rule #5: Don’t throw rocks at the hamster.
I swear… I didn’t make these up. They change a little every time I ask him to repeat them, but the cactus one is always mentioned.
And how about… “Don’t spin the hamster wheel. Let the hamster set his own pace on the wheel.”
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Oh my gosh… “don’t throw it into a cactus” too funny!!!
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You know how curling/straightening irons come with the disclaimer, “do not use while sleeping”? Well, clearly someone, somewhere, had a disastrous attempt at sleep styling. Kind of makes you wonder which future serial killer kid inspired the “do not throw the hamster at a cactus” rule. :)
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oh god… I’m laughing again. Sooo funny!
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