The NEW Mr. Hamster

Jack came home from his second day of preschool excited because they got a new class hamster! Those preschool teachers sure are brave! With a vewy sewious (á la Elmer Fudd) face, he told me about the new rules set forth.

Ready?

New hamster rule #1: Pet it gently.

New hamster rule #2: Don’t drop it.

New hamster rule #3: Don’t throw the hamster into a cactus.

New hamster rule #4: Don’t throw it.

New hamster rule #5: Don’t throw rocks at the hamster.


I swear… I didn’t make these up.  They change a little every time I ask him to repeat them, but the cactus one is always mentioned.

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5 Responses to “The NEW Mr. Hamster”

  1. Grandma Dawn Says:

    And how about… “Don’t spin the hamster wheel. Let the hamster set his own pace on the wheel.”

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  2. Aunt Sara Says:

    Oh my gosh… “don’t throw it into a cactus” too funny!!!

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  3. Darcie - Such The Spot Says:

    You know how curling/straightening irons come with the disclaimer, “do not use while sleeping”? Well, clearly someone, somewhere, had a disastrous attempt at sleep styling. Kind of makes you wonder which future serial killer kid inspired the “do not throw the hamster at a cactus” rule. :)

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  4. Aunt Sara Says:

    oh god… I’m laughing again. Sooo funny!

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  5. Our Crazy Boys » Blog Archive » My First… Says:

    [...] 2. Give me one hamster rule. [...]

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